A fork of Rural Dictionary
A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.
Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!
When a virgin or some weird guy stares at a girl or even another guy long enough he basically plants their virginity back into them.
"She is staring at me bro.. She's a Cherry Planter. Run."
A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.
Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately. Guy 2: Is she preggo? Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter. Guy 1: Smart.
A commonly used game in frat houses, during partys. One person is the bomb and the others are the planters. the objective of the game is for the bomb to drink half a bottle of absolute vodka and then knock down the planters as they beat him with sticks. if a planter is knocked down he becomes a bomb as well. If the bomb(s) throws up the planters win. If only one planter remains, the players all switch roles and you play until the planters win.
dude1: hey what did you do last night? dude2:aww dude i gots soo wasteded i was... (dude2 throws up all over dude1) dude1: aww man, invite me over next time you play planters bomb!!!!
The act of spontaneously vomiting induced by the sight of a foreign object on the male sex organ immediately ensuing anal sex.
I saw a peanut on my dick after fucking Ethel up the ass and "Planter Hurled" before I could cum.
A typically Canadian derogatory term, commonly used by locals to describe the city kids that take on seasonal work planting trees for three months of the summer, who often look like they have been on the poverty line for a decade, despite having typically only been away from civilization for no more than five days, and act exactly like the preadolescents they are, especially after a six-pack of beer.
Fucking tree planter. What are you? A fucking tree planter? Did you see tree planters are in town?
The act of one parter shoving a seed down the male genitalia then fucking so hard until the sweat fertilizes the seed and then crop grows
Damn billy I can’t wait to get Tennessee seed planted tonight! (Tennessee seed planter)