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The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter

"Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir" "Oh yes, I accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes" "Good planter my friend"

When you stand in void fissure. Earthquake, or any other graphically intensive AOE.

Xcelerate has died from Corborus' burrow. Group: Looks like Xcelerate pulled a planter.

Old lingo dating from the 19th century to describe owners of plantations and slaveholders of large estates worked by slaves as southerners and planters were too lazy and retarded to do any such work. During the civil war planers and their extended family were known to cuckhold/cuck southern confederate soldiers and then they would bear there bastards while confederate barbarians were fighting to end america, freedom, and civilization on their behalf.

planter

Planters is an adjective used to describe someone who has large nuts.

Girl:ooh you got some nice planters I like it. Boy:Ya thanks

Adj: A play on words that when coupled with the word "nuts" exaggerates one's heightened level of insanity.

"I told her I wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. I mean, she went <i>Planters</i> nuts."

A company that makes Honey Roasted Peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called Mr. Peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.

Go get me some Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, now! Or I'll kill you dead!

A collision in which the full force of the impact is taken by one's face. An action that results in a face plant.

"Mop up that barf before someone slips and takes a planter!"