A fork of Rural Dictionary
a) all swears and demeaning words mixed into one word to exress anger. b)When a person is puttng you down and he has all ready said fu*k you gaylord, and you need the "shut this mother fu*cker down" come back.
a) teahcer: who does things you don't what them to do you: omg this teachers a fu*king ponk b) burn fest..... them: oh fu*k you gaylord.... you: yeah fu*k me, oh no fu*k you ponk them: o.k. (really thinking sh*t)
Better known as a "PoesZonk". A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
Ponk is a munecraft youtuber most famous with his work on the dream smp he is missing one arm canonically and in reall life is a very little man but we all accept him even on tommy's land.
Ponk does literally anything Tubbo " Ponk go Bonk " And he do be going bonk
To engage in the act of masturbation whilst defecating.
This is a big poo, I might be here a while. I think I'll have a wee little wank to pass the time. I love a good Ponk.