Country Dictionary

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys

I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.

A fancy retard.

Person 1: Hey with all my bands I got 6k right?
Person 2: Stop being such a poob with 2 lots of 1k you got 2k!

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

The act of two people touching the ends of their index fingers together

1: Bro, pinky promise that you won't tell.
2: Nah dude, poob instead. It has more value

1: Why are they touching their fingers together?
2: They're poobing, bro

A poob is a bum hair. Poo pube.

A shaved my poobs this morning.

how a student at Western Michigan University poops. We don't poop, we poob. poob consists of both beer shits and coffee shits. Anyone can poob, but it most likely takes place after eating two fellas, the goat, or DP dough. Every year we poob all over CMU.

Connor was up at the library all night poobing on the third floor after eating Two Fellas. Best place to shit on campus.

Everyone thought that Olivia was a hot girl, but when we found out she was poobing it up at Pike she was even hotter.

a noob but you call it a poop idiot but you call poob cause they are 2 times worse than just a noob.

"hey how do i text a message shortly in sort style?"Jeana asked "omg you poob idiot you dum dum you don't know omg you're such a poob noob