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pooker

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.

I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com

by Jordan March 16, 2004

pooker

bong water

fuck i spilled pooker o my self and it smells

by c diggy April 09, 2003

Peeky Pooker

a peeky pooker are people who peek over things and are pookers people who are pookers are also cute

Bonnie:Did you see Calvin Bob:Yea he’s such a peeky pooker

by peekypooker June 08, 2022

pooker dooker

A term of endearment for a female dog, usually said in a sugary sweet voice for best effect.

Last night, Kurian was cold, so him and his pooker dooker curled up under the covers.

by Devious Honey Mark Rock August 12, 2005

Pooker

Someone who's been smoking too much Crack and thinks he's seeing and hearing things that aren't there.

Dude, get the fuck out of my house if you're gonna act like a pooker.

by ForkInMyEye December 16, 2023

Pooker

colloquialism for penis

I'm gonna put my pooker in your dooker

by Fur dog June 29, 2019

Pooker

Pig Hooker. A white trash gold-digger. IE, a woman who lives, acts, and often looks like a pig; yet sexually manipulates men for cheap gifts and cheaper jewelry. Pretty much as low as it gets.

"Did you hear about Daryl? He got taken to the cleaners by that Pooker in lot 34."

by roommatethief9 November 24, 2017