Country Dictionary

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pooker

Someone you are head over heels in love with and know that this is the only person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Someone who you can't live without. Also known as your true love or soul mate.

pooker, noah, snuggle bear, hunny bunny, man candy, sugar lips, sex kitten, my one and only, soul mate, lover bits, boobear

by BLE, ALLI, POOKIE February 01, 2010

pooker

Small, friendly, innocent creature (usually pink in colour). Has a tool implement instead of its left hand.

The eager Pooker rushed out onto the street and was hit by a car.

by Alex Sains February 18, 2004

pooker

Someone who takes it up the arse side ways with no lube. Drinks beer every day, and hides out in his garage. Also suffers from swiss cheese brain.

man that pooker sure is hooked on the cum bong! yeah what a nut guzzling gutter slut

by pooker August 21, 2006

pooker

Rabbit ghost, or apparition. From Brittan/Welsh folklore. Sometimes seen as tall as a man. Could torment people, like tricksters, (mucking around in your fields and crops), but were also known to help and warn people. Has made its reapearance in pop culture in films, animation, cartoons & evil bunny iconix.

The rabbit-man apparition seen in the film Donnie Darko(2001) is an example of a modern pooker tale.

by Sophia C November 01, 2006

pooker

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.

I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com

by Jordan March 16, 2004

pooker

bong water

fuck i spilled pooker o my self and it smells

by c diggy April 09, 2003

Pooker

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.

Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.

by Drew and Chris Peacock March 17, 2009