A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.
"I need some sweet poon tang!"
Used as a term for a woman's "cha cha". It is most often penetrated with an erect penis. It can also be stimulated by rubbing upon the infamous clitoris.
Last night, I penetrated Joanne's fat and hairy poon tang. Afterwards I felt disgusted because she weighed over two-thirty and I called dibs for sloppy seconds.
Poon tang is the highly lucrative tang (reward, sexual favor, usually intercourse) that is received after succesfully pooning (to woo, to rock out with one's cock out) a female.
Guy1: So how's pooning Becky going for you? Have you gotten any tang?
Guy2: Why yes, my friend, I tapped that poon tang last night.
The act of gettin' down. ie. Rubbin' your nuts on that chin, rubbin the butt-hole with your forearms, doin' the ol' muff dive.
I can't wait 'til i get home so i get some god damn poon tang.
the poon is the outside of sisters vagina and the tang is the taste of her inside.
they should make a movie called "joe kuersteiners national lampoon-tangs vacation.