Country Dictionary

A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.

Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.

Uber geeks that seek gay porn online at every waking moment

What a bunch of poonerators

A term that describes men who see escorts regularly.

I haven't pooned in awhile, but I plan to return to my old pooner or pooning ways when I get paid.

Where you bury your own poop.

I just buried my poop at my pooneral.

A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.

"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

one who sniffs bicycle seats

He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed

An unmistakably large penis.

With those tight leather pants on, you can really see portelli's pooner.