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A vagirus that causes all sorts of sexual diseases (UTIs, STDs, herpes, vaginitis) and pregnant people will get severe cases of PUPPP, HG, and miscarriages from it.
It’s spreading across the world, giving us the first vagiral pandemic.

Ben: The world is doomed from the coronavagirus.
Gregory: I know, because so many people are dying from it.
Ben: I pray the world gets better soon.
Gregory: It will if we get vagccinated.
Ben: Well we better do something.
Gregory: I agree with you.

A treatment that involves injecting medicine onto one’s vagina to prevent conditions like STDs, UTIs, vaginitis, and even herpes.
It also helps improve proper sexual activity so that it can happen without any such symptoms or diseases.
It is an extremely painful treatment (as it involves injecting a needle into the sensitive vagina) but it’s highly effective.

Doctor: I’m giving you a vagccine.
Patient: What for?
Doctor: To prevent you from getting STD’s, UTIs, and other stuff in your vagina.
Patient: OH MY GOD!

3 decades.
30 years.
XXX years.
The time after birth where you’ll achieve your sexual goals including sexual intercourse and pregnancy.

Me: I just gave birth to my baby at age 30.
You: Lucky timing.
Me: Yeah, it’s been a pornade since I was born.

A place where whores get surgery or other treatments.

You: Your slutty little friend was taken to the whorespital.
Me: Why?
You: She got in an accident.
Me: Oh no.

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

A hectaëteris is the Greek name for the period over 100 tropical years (also known as a tropical century or hectade or centade) where the Moon phase occurs over 5 days later.

It corresponds to 1,237 synodic months, 1,337.0100713736433 sidereal months, 1,342.387255070837 draconic months, 1,325.7098123607332 anomalistic months, and 36,529.337310185234 days.

Ben: The first full moon of 2022 was January 17.
Gregory: What's so special about that?
Ben: Betty White would've turned 100.
Gregory: She was special.
Ben: This means a full moon occurred around 5 days before she was born.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because January's full moon in 2022 was a hectaëteris after January's full moon in 1922, which was 37 years before the year Kirstie Alley was born.
Gregory: You mean 1959.
Ben: Yeah, on January 12.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: May she rest in peace as well.
Gregory: Sad.

A fake pussy.

Jennie: Can you rub and fist my pussy?
Jack: That’s actually an impusstor pussy.