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poonjab

The act of leading a chic on, to make her think she's getting the D.

Poonjab Billy talks and sexts hoes making them get wet, and sets up meeting times only to back out because he is a poonjab.

by Drew Pearson January 09, 2011

poonjaber

A rakish rogue who acts in an ungentlemanly or dickish manner.
Origin: JewyMcQueersville

Goofus: Crap, I spilled this spaghetti sauce all over my new shirt.
Gallant: Man, you eat like a poonjaber.

by grobey22 October 16, 2010

poonjab

the opposite of a poonstab

I poonstabed her in the poonjab

by Jacqui Sonnamaker from SNU January 21, 2003

poonjab

-one who is being a pussy
-can be used to call someone you don't like

-someone just being a fagot

Those guys are just a bunch of poonjabs, they arn't even tough.

what a poonjab.

by clinton james Burgoyne August 24, 2009

poonjab

What Ghol calls us, when he's feeling left out.

Ghol says "I know you'll take him anyways, since you're all a bunch of poonjabs."

by Hahn Highnote July 22, 2003

Poonjabe

It is derived from the latin derivative poon, which means vagina, and job which means to have a profession, therefore you get a professional vagina.

Rhodes or "Sam get on the fucking rave" "No I don't want to get my vagina wet" "WOW your a total poon, actually your a fucking poonjabe".

by poonmastaflex July 24, 2008

Poonjab

The act of having sex with a woman on her period, and then dotting her forehead with blood on the head of the penis.

What’s that on Karen’s face?”
“She got the poonjab from Steve!”

by FawkinJuuLee June 30, 2022