Country Dictionary

A person who sniffs bicycle seats for a living.

In order to spot a poonjaber in the wild you must look for the signs and routines that they so often taken up. First, they will look around in order to make sure nobody is watching. They then will grasp hold of the nearest bicycle and lean in close to its bewildering narrow seat. The poonjaber will next proceed to take a deep whiff of the scent of the bike seat. Some poonjabers have even been reported to take notes after this peculiar process.
The true reasoning behind why poonjabers do what they do is unknown; perhaps for pleasure, perhaps for attention or perhaps for research for their underground secret society run by government in order to find the best bicycle to ride into space with and conquer the universe.

Person A: Hey look at the poonjaber over there.
Person B: What's he doing?
Person A: Can't you see? He's sniffing that kids bicycle seat.

A rakish rogue who acts in an ungentlemanly or dickish manner.
Origin: JewyMcQueersville

Goofus: Crap, I spilled this spaghetti sauce all over my new shirt.
Gallant: Man, you eat like a poonjaber.

the act of driving your fist into a women's vagina with superior force

"She got poonjabed so hard she couldn't walk for a week."

Military Slang/derogatory: Afghan local national, male.

Go get poonjab and have him build it.

To punch one's vagina with all capable force.

It would be impossible to poonjab Ghandi, for he has no vagina.

A person from India

You see that person over there, with the dot on her forhead? She is a poonjab.

telling one that they are of little value or are overly sensitive to jokes or a number of other things.This is basically saying that they are poons that have been jabbed one too many times.

Friend: those clothes are tight.
Me: Yea, tight like your mom!!!
Friend: shut up, your a jerk.
Me: Man, stop being such a poonjab!!!