A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man's penis that is so long that it will either dip or lay in the bowl of a toilet when he is defecating
That boy's got a poop dick...poor bastard.
n. A black man's very large unshapely black penis that resembles a log of shit.
"Oh Brianne, I heard you fucked Jamaal." "Yeah, Jenny, it was pretty good, except for his fucking poop dick."
A Poop Dick is when a man gets poop on his Dick after anal sex. It also can be an insult towards someone being annoying and stupid.
"I have a poop Dick after Amanda . let me fuck her in the ass." "Wow , Curtis is being such a poop dick"
Cu ca smothered on a pee pee. Corn or other undigested objects may be present.
When you put a throbbing love muscle in an anal cavity and then pull it out. You look down and there should be crap on it. Also, it may be smelly, so watch out!
a poop dick is usually used regarding someone who has recentally angered you in some way or some one you just dont like usually of the male gender to possibly humiliate them by telling them their penis is coverd in fecel matter
person a: did you know alex took the last hot pocket person b: god alex is such a poop dick