A fork of Rural Dictionary
coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs.
"pop tart britney spears was seen puking in a stall at the midtown church for club goers
Avalon.
Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom.
WHoooooAAAahhhhh, these Pop Tarts are smashin', my bro.
The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.
I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.
Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)
By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:
"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."
a high class girl who lacks mental capacity.
flaky on the outside, not much on the inside
#1 "yo who was that hottie you were talkin to last night at the bar?"
#2 "hottie??? lol she was, until she started talking. so dumb i cant believe she could walk and talk at the same time"
#1 " HA! what a pop tart"
A boy or girl that is 12-19 years old. Can be used to refer to a typical teenager. The only thing that most kids of the latter age know how to do is cook instant noodles and pop tarts.
That pop tart doesn't even know how to cook and she wants to get married? What a loser.