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The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.

I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.

Sending home a one night stand with a Pop-Tart for breakfast and $20 for a cab.

Kitty couldn't get her one night stand to leave fast enough, she had to resort to Pop-Tarting.

Fruit inside a crust; delicious toasted or just right out of the box! There's so many flavors!

The brown~sugar Pop~Tarts are my most favorite!

A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.

Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.

An extremely delicious treat.

"Gimme yo' Pop Tarts, bitch, before I cap you."

1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.

2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.

Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.

2 definitions

These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.

These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.

Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.

Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.