A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you manage to get cheddar cheese on your banger and mash up in yer arse hairs.
ACH! I fell down on ma five guys and gave meself a Scottish Puddin' Pop!
When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.
Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.