A fork of Rural Dictionary
Myself: Sometimes confused (wrongly) with Missef, which isn't a real word. Those people look at Yissef and think they can put it in the first person.
I'm gonna go make meself some lunch
Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence
Person 1: I poo'd myself Person 2: Ew you're disgusting Person 3: I shat meself Person 4: Lets go to my place
This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.
guy A - wow really? guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin
When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.
True story: I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian? --------------------------------------- I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.