A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of being tricked into doing something tedious because you thought that you would be kind and go through with this act. However, the other person had no intention of actually doing the tedious act in the first place.
Mom: I will wash the dishes from dinner.
Yourself: No! I got this mom. Just sit and relax.
Mom: Thank you! *smirks*
Dad: OOOOO! You just got PUMP FAKED so bad, son! You have some learning to do!
1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.
Bro don’t get REKT by Pump Fake Envy, just HODL your HEX coins.
claiming to have something that you really dont; lying; being fake; Originated in Cleveland, OH
"I gets so much money!"
--"Yea, whatever. Stop fake pumping!"
After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.
OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow
dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)
when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔