A fork of Rural Dictionary
You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.
"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"
When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.
Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.
When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.
Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.
When you wanna get drunk super fast, so you shove a funnel in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.
Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.
When having sex, the guy jacks off into the girls hands, and the girl applies to her vagina
When she did the Purell, she screamed it with pleasure.