A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbating while taking a shit. Comes from the words shit and cum mixed together.
“Hey bro where are you going?” “I'm going to the bathroom to take a shum.”
to shit and cum simultaneously
“Im shumming!” “Im about to Shum!”
a mixture of shit and cum, created by a disturbed soul on twitter
"what would you do if someone jumped over you and shummed on top of your head"
A combination of shit and cum
Banks seriously!?! You shummed on the carpet, again? You can’t just leave your shit and cum everywhere.
The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.
That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.
Shitting and cumming at the same time; the double pleasure for guys
Mason: “Nicole I’m shumming shumming!”
slang for psychedelic mushrooms.
after i had my shum shums i saw beautiful colors