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shum

the shit and cum mix and run out of the girls asshole, thus the name shum

i sure love the smile on my gurls face when she feels the shum come flowing from her asshole!!

by coolrelax69 March 17, 2005

shum

a mixture of shit and cum, created by a disturbed soul on twitter

"what would you do if someone jumped over you and shummed on top of your head"

by sojudreaming February 18, 2021

shum

mixture of shit/cum after a good assfucking

Joe's mother caught on to his homosexuality the summer he was home from college and she noticed a shumstain on his briefs.

by david rauch January 06, 2006

shum

The byproduct produced when a male shits himself while having an orgasm.

We had to change the sheets on the bed because there was shum all over them.

by seapocket September 27, 2010

shum

A word used when you cant think of the appropriate word to fit into the sentence.

She was just so er.....you know......shum!

by Sammi May 04, 2005

shum

a bong but instead of a shotgun hole, u just pull out the stem.....fucks u up more than a bong. for me atleast

yo, last night i was hittin my shum non stop for an hour, that shit fucked me up

by egyptian420 September 05, 2006

shum shum shum

- "you can put it over there if you wish"

the spoon said to the sloth "shum shum shum", when discribing what to do with their friend.

by slothy fork March 31, 2009