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The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

Sluggish, slow in nature

I wanted to get my car today, but the mechanic was acting all slowful.

Originated on the GameArena messageboards (www.gamearena.com.au) and was short for "Secret Language Of Women". It started off as a thread in which a widely distributed email containing satire of what women mean when they say certain phrases was posted. The thread has spawned duplicates after each subsequent thread was locked and is today a haven for Telstra employees to converse as it's not blocked by their company firewall. The thread titles of SLOW vary and usually involve a pun or something that incorporates the word "slow".

Check out the new SLOW thread, "Pope so SLOW the 1st"

A dumb ass person who don't know anything

You must be be really slow

Not knowing what’s going on. Stupid, confused.

*Leslie and Taylor peeing in the sink* Zoe: why are those girls peeing in the sink Becky: um idk, they’re slow asf

A non-existant drug that is the opposite of speed, whose effects include: delayed reactions, randomly falling alseep, lack of motivation and or movement, and feeling as if you are living in slow motion.

A: Dude, I thought she was about to OD on slow, it took her 5 minutes to answer my yes or no question! B: Shit man! That's bad! I need some slow, I've been way to productive lately.

Not fast (yeah I know thats a pathetic definition) See also AOL, telstra, Canadian and George Bush

This Internet connections is as slow as a Canadian Mountie