A fork of Rural Dictionary
Damn people who wear red uniforms and ride horses. Just because they are police officers they think it's okay to not pick up the horseshit they leave on the roads and let innocent peditrians to step into them. CLEAN UP THE HORSESHIT DAMNIT
I was walking downtown and i step on this HUGE pile of horseshit...damn mounties.
A common phrase within investment banking circles for a software developer with limited or zero true commercial capabilities. Mounties are often also considered to have poor communication skills and questionable hygiene practices. On rare occasions, a Mountie can be a British national. This is rare (see Urban Dictionary definition Rare as Rocking Horse Shit). More commonly, a Mountie comes from developing countries and receives sub-standard training in the UK.
"Can you write me a 'hello world' example in C# please?" "I'm afraid that's beyond my abilities, I'm a Mountie"
A woman who draws a guy to sexual attraction. One who you fanasize about having sexual intercourse with.
Dam that Mandy bitch is such a mountie Dude!
A slang term for the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). One of the world's most well known police forces. They are known for their bright red uniforms, but unkown to most people, those uniforms aren't actually used in every day work.. They are FORMAL dress
Hide the weed dude, here come the mounties
Officer of the Canadian federal police. See wordRCMPword
Don't shoot him! He's a mountie!
The mounty is a sexual position where the female is covered in maple syrup and has antlers on. Meanwhile the man if fucking her from behind while singing the Oh Canada.
I fucked your mom mounty style your when you were conceived...bitch.