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Smig

A combination of small and big.
Kind of like saying medium, but more fun.

Person 1: "OMG! Look at that smig dog! Isn't it the cutest?"
Person 2: "OMG girl yassss!"

by Dapper.Hailstorm July 04, 2017

smigs

a teenager that has a cock like a fishing hook, often caused by an overweight childhood

whoah!! you are hung like a smigs!

by nathan cooper November 29, 2004

smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.

Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.

by LilMemesDictionary April 07, 2016

Schmig(smig)

A small big dick.

Told that boy to hold this schmig(smig).

by natakun September 25, 2022

smig break

Smig break- A break to smoke your smig

Time to smoke a ciggy.

Aka the best time of the day

Time for smig break dude i havent had one in 3 hours.

Ok ralphie.

by Aotcoey Rnnhhnr April 07, 2010

Smig

A loud tappy boi

Is your friend a Smig?

by Kaden the Smig August 01, 2018

Smig

To smig; to bust a giant nut

Sorry I smigged so quickly,it's my first time.

by thesmiggman May 22, 2024