A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who has a thing for his older sister
Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!
When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.
He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty
He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet
That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1
The act of totally screwing something up.
She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.
To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.
Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?
Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.
Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing
The middle position in a three-way encounter.
Jim shouted “Lucky Schmitty” and just like the rules for ‘shotgun’ Steve and Larry knew Jim would get the middle.
referring to someone with REALLY big nipples
John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties