Country Dictionary

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.

BL: Want another Coneron? Me: Nah I'm sconed

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.

Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here" Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns* Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed" Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though" Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".

A pun that people are not spposed to get. scone on sounds just like going on. either said as a greeting or on a t-shirt. made by the band lost and found

person A: Scone on person B: whats scone on? person A: not much whats scone on with you.

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.

'You have been Sconed!', 'Prepare to be Sconed', 'We WTFSconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!'

1. A small cake originating in Scotland 2. Derived from the Scottish Gaelic word "Sgonn" meaning a "block" or more precisely "Sgonn arain" meaning a block of bread. Due to this, the correct pronunciation is "Skon". The earliest record of a scone dates back to the early 16th century in Scotland. 3. Commonly served with clotted cream, strawberry jam and a cup of tea. More commonly known as a "cream tea". 4. There are derivatives of the word "scone" in Scots language where the word is also pronounced "skon". 5. Can also be known as a biscuit in American English.

Scones are delicious.

1. Small baked buttery cake. 2. To hit someone in the head. 3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!" 2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery. 3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.