A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.
A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
BL: Want another Coneron? Me: Nah I'm sconed
The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here" Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns* Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed" Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though" Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.
Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!
A Better way to say "owned" or "pwned" Started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.
"I just sconed that noob!" "You got SCONED!"