A fork of Rural Dictionary
work-shy bloater.
once prolific in its native island habitat. now lurking in berkshire.
similar work ethic to the fuck wit.
"i would have no hesitation in recommending seg for the job; he works like two men - laurel and hardy"
A phrase used by Takeshi to denote his desire for s*x (or his extreme arousal at the car in front of him).
Uogh Segs!!!
SEGS!!!
I... I'm not doing segs!
My...
My whole existence!
Has truly!
BECOME SEGS!
SEGS!!!
"Stop, Takeshi! Your body can't handle much more of this!"
No! I've become sex! Definitely become... segs!
SEGS!!!
SEGS!!!
"Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"
"Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!"
SHUT UP!!
I'LL HAVE SEGS...
...EVEN IF I DIE!!!
SEGS!!!
Prison slang, short for administrative segregation, a section of most high security prisons reserved for prisoners who in mortal danger in the general population, i.e. state's witnesses, prisoners being targeted by gangs or rapists, et al. Ad Seg for some prisoners could include solitary cells, off-hours yard time, and total separation from other prisoners.
Don: "Did you take care of Johnny the Rat in the showers earlier this morning?"
Hood: "Sorry Tony, the Feds put him in Ad Seg."
Gang member: "Ima fuck that bitch up when he gets outa Ad Seg! Muthafucka took my muthafuckin' cigarettes! He's dead when he gets back to Gen Pop!"
Gang member: "You? Fuck you! He's the bitchass snitch who got me sent to the muthafuckin' hole last month! I'm talking about fucking solitary man! He's mine!"
A slang term for sexy, typically used to bypass chat filters in online games
I'm too seg sea for my armour, too seg sea for my armour, so seg sea.