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From the acronym S.E.G. (shit eating grin). Used as an all-encompassing name for jocks, frat boys, bros, douche bags, ect., and refers to the cheesy smile the aforementioned often display, usually before date-rape, or climbing into a raised truck. Coined in Southern California in 2006.
John: Check out those dooshes in the trucker hats.
Sam: Yeah, those guys are total fucking segs.
A term for a gay Jewish person.
"Look at that Jew suckin' a dick, what a Seg!"
"Man, Joe won't play Siege with us? That's such a Seg move!"
Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.
Fo shizzle segamatron, you is lookin supa-fly in eric 2day.
Seg = 539. 539 is 1337 in hexadecimal form. Too many people were found to be using 1337, therefor the truely 1337 have turned towards their base 16 saviour, hexadecimal numbers!
Seg, or 539, can be used instead of the word 'Sex', as well as meaning 1337. eg...
-I'm so 539sy (I'm so sexy)
-OMG 539 (Oh My God, 1337)
-539z0r HaxXz0r (1337 hacker)