A fork of Rural Dictionary
A seismic anomaly, is an unforseen fortuitous event.
When I was going through my old jeans, I found a $100 bill! Thats a total seismic anomaly!
An extreme state of lethargy, cause unknown, but very tiring. Seismic Lethargy can strike down its victim without warning and usually whilst they are trying to do something. It usually affects young males and reported cases are more prevalent in the warmer summer months. The consensual course remedy is to remove the patient from the environment that is inducing the lethargy.
Rhys is unable to continue today because he is suffering from Seismic Lethargy.
To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.
I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.
the changing of an epicenter due to a person's presence
Well I Would Call It Ego-Seismic Thinking -Link
A discipline tasked with the acquiring subsurface data for petroleum geoscientists. Generally comprised of odd people and social misfits, seismic acquisition types make far more money than what they are worth, and the baseline quality of typical seismic worker effort renders the decisions made with this data suspect. On the Toolbox Scale, seismic acquisition workers rank just above Tree Planters and below Vacuum Truck drivers.
Sorry you lost your job cleaning bathrooms, you can always try getting a seismic acquisition job.
A Seismic Mimosa is a cup of orange juice with 4 pumps of hand sanitizer. These are usually made by Alcoholic Doodlgebuggers while not having access to alcoholic beverages in their natural habitat.
Hey Jon mix me up one of those Seismic Mimosas.
the attitude of any group of people or peoples that believe earthquakes in their region are far more stronger and intense than those in other regions of the world
A seismically arrogant Californian created the following: Text "Sorry you spilled your chai latte" to 90999 to donate $1 to the victims of the 2011 U.S. East Coast earthquake..."Seismic Arrogance"