A fork of Rural Dictionary
The week of the female human's menstruation. Came into play since the sharks brain is surprisingly similar to the female uterus.
Fuck, I can't go swimming this week, it's shark week.
when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.
cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight? cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water
Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?" Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"
When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.
Shark ..... week
The time during a woman's menstral cycle in which she attacks and tries to murder those around her.
I'm not going over to my girlfriend's place until Tuesday- it's shark week over there.
Kay: "Taya, Shark Week for you is starting soon." Taya: "Oh shit, have you started? Kat: "Yup" Michelle: "Well fuck, that means I'm starting soon, too!"
Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.
Dude! Do a little xbox today? Can't. Shark week.