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SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.

The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

Shimmy Shimmer

When a women takes a photo of a mans pants, Mainly aiming at his penis. It is the process of which the women fantasies and proceeds to masturbate to the image of the mans penis.

Oh I Want Frank's Shimmy Shimmer Tonight <3

by Greggeles September 09, 2014

SHIMMER SPHINCTER

Is when you get horn fucked by a unicorn horn and then deficate glitter.

My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.

by MiniThick January 01, 2025

shimmer

shimmer is hamzas twin, hes in love with MYC, will never make yoga mod, never make harisa vip, never make adil a song. his carpet matches his drapes, he hasnt shaved his pubes since 2020. he is able to hit the high notes in songs as he tugs as his small asian ballsack. he takes the pess with the amount of pessing he does.

girl 1 omg my fave streamer is live
girl 2 do you know my fave streamer hes such a shimmer, he grabs his balls on stream!

by 6ROWNIE August 21, 2022

Shimmer

When you are fucking a girl and instead of using lube, you use gasoline. Then you light that pussy on fire cause it lit.

I heard Matt pulled off the shimmer last night

by YeetMcYeet70 August 17, 2023

Shaft Shimmer

A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.

Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'

by zachquinnfosho November 01, 2010

Shimmering

Poetry form originating in English containing 108 total syllables, with syllables by line of; 6, 5, 7, 15, 10, 10, 9, 11, 9, 6, 8 & 11. Originated in 2006 by Kim Fowley and Richard Rogers of Crazy Whiteman during pre-production for award winning film 'Golden Road To Nowhere', a title shared by the forms first example.

That was a well versed Shimmering about love.