A fork of Rural Dictionary
To 'have a Whiteman' means to have a mare, do something ridiculous, embarrassing or stupid.
I can't believe he fell over in front of that lass. He's had a Whiteman!
A disease commonly found in pale men. It's a very common disease throughout the USA you know if you have it because you struggle in basketball and rapping symptoms include spastic reflexes, word slurs, and stupidity. Cures are tanning, being in the hood, starbucks, and suicide
Examples are dumb...unlike Whitemanitis
A high class version of marijuana. A blend of whiterhino and amazon tuscan.
Man i hit that whiteman last night and i cant even get up now!
A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.
Oh look at that virgin, its jesse whiteman!
An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
Girl: Are you ready for this? Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!
A cow who can’t live a good life without hurting others. Mostly found in bins or on guys dicks. Her fanny is very fishy
“Cathrin do you smell that fish” *emily whiteman pops up*” why hello there”
Air guitar typically the domain of the musicality less endowed is often performed with great vigor. An integral component of this act is the exadurated extension of the upper jaw to emphasise immersion in this impassioned virtuoso moment
My wife just accused me of whiteman overbite while I was doing air guitar to Eric Clapton.