A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".
Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it. Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
after a gay man has sex with his immigrant love slave, he has shit all over his dick
You my fine sir are a shitdick
It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass and Go A little too deep.
"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"
A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter
"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?" "Yeah, he's a total shitdick
used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.
Damn, that's shitdick man. Yo, that girl gave you shitdick? wow, you're such a shitdick. Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.