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Skullfucked

Completely pissed (drunk)

I was skullfucked last night

by DCoyle07 June 08, 2005

Skullfuck

Name of a Greatful Dead double LP (WB 66 009) from 1971 with live recordings of:
Bertha
Mamma Tried
Big Railroad Blues
Playing in the Band
The Other One
Me & My Uncle
Big Boss Man
Me & Bobby McGee
Johnny B. Goode
Wharf Rat
Not Fade Away
Goin' Down the Road Feeling Bad

The word 'Skullfuck' is not visible anywhere on the record but is used by 'Deadheads' when discussing the edition.

by GregorS December 02, 2006

skullfucked

to get severley jewbobbed or trickbagged

Man,you really got skullfucked on that deal!

by TokerX August 26, 2003

Skullfuck

to pierce somones skull with your pennis

Shutup or ill get he man to skull fuck you.

by toolio... August 23, 2005

Skullfucker

To skullfuck would be to rip out someones eyeball and fuck that socket man!!!

your gettin skullfucked you cunt!

by ginge-crazy March 27, 2003

skullfucker

1) Literally, one who fucks skulls.

2) In more recent usage, lame ass trendsters who have hopped on the latest trend of wearing clothing with skull and skeleton motifs. They range from the 98 pound emo dude who sits behind you in math class, to "hip-pop" superstars like Diddy and Souja Boy. What they all have in common is un-originality. Skull and skeleton motifs on clothing were originally a staple of skater/hardcore/punk circles, and even gangsta rap as evidenced by Ice Cube in his classic 1992 video "Wicked". But then the "Pirates of the Carribbean" movies came out and suddenly "skulls were cool" and everyone and their momma were wearing clothing with skulls and skeletons on them. The truth is they are all part of the sheepherd jumping on a trend and only show how mindless and unoriginal they are. When you see R&B boytoys, hip-poppers, 14 year old girls, scenesters, wannabe pirates, bros, and rebel wannabes, etc. all following the same trend, you know this fad is just about over.

1) Watch out for that skullfucker or you'll wake up missing an eyeball.

2) Billy though he was hip and trendy in his skeleton ribcage hooded sweatshirt, but all he proved was that he was just another mindless skullfucker with no originality.

by D.L. Crosse March 28, 2008

Skullfucking

The act of hitting someone so hard in the head with your rock hard cock that it ends up penetrating their frontal lobe.

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy with the huge cock that went around skullfucking people?
Person 2: I heard he was a little bit of a dick.

by TearsOnlyMakeTheSaladFresher January 18, 2016