A fork of Rural Dictionary
The delicate act of separating the jaw from a decapitated head (taking care to keep the tongue in tact) and then proceeding to "fuck" the esophagus; therefore fucking just the skull.
"I went to the cemetery last week and found an excellent skullfuck!" "The best time for a proper skullfuck is when the hole has been aged for about 15-25 years of age." "She looks like premium skullfuck material."
Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker: A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.
Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed. Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat. Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
v. The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull.
"Look at me while I skullfuck you"
(of a woman) sexually attractive enough to irrumate.
Your mother is skullfuckable
When somebody is fucked through the eye socket. I wouldn't know what it feels like, but it's probably nice.
John: I skullfucked lisa yesterday.
it means what it suggests. fucking someone in the face with no respect to the recipitant.
e.g. instead of a girl sucking your cock, you fuck her mouth until she crys or vomits. (eithers good)
1. Quite literally, to fuck in the skull. This usually means inserting one's penis into any orifice in the head (excluding the mouth), such as the nostrils, ears or a hole bashed into the back of the head with a pair of pliers. As this is not only rather painful but quite impossible in most cases, skullfucking is not a common practice in real life (unless you're talking about necrophiliacs that is). It is, however, tolerably prevalent in the world of hentai art, resulting in pictures that are more horrific than sexually arousing. My advice: don't seek out any of these pictures unless you have an uncontrollable urge to lose your lunch all over the keyboard. See also skullfuck. 2. See mindfuck. 3. Can also be used as a kind of insult.
1. I love skullfucking ^_^ 2. Damn, watching Memento will give you a bloody good skullfucking. 3. Skullfucker!