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a very loose vagina

penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

If her vibe is a certain way then you proceed with violence

If her vibes like this slonk her shit stupid style

Clothes that you wear when relaxing (not pjs or clothes you normally wear out)
Comes from slonking
Clothes inlude joggers or relatively loose fitting, comfy clothing

"I've got my slonks on"
"Gonna go put some slonky gear on"

To violently hit something

When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground

to swallow greedily

per the oxford english dictionary in a tweet from 2013

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

To Swallow Greedily

Sure! Here's an example:

"After a long day of hiking, Mike slonked down the entire bottle of water before anyone else could take a sip."