Country Dictionary

Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.

"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"

Guzzling raw eggs in large quantities

"I will slonk 36 eggs and gain 50 pounds"

The act of smoking the popular plant known as marijuana in a heavy and aggressive way.

Gamer 1: Yo dog wanna slonk some gang weed?
Gamer 2: Hell ya lets get shmacked.

Repeated thick, slimy, wet slaps.

Justin Trudeau: You ever crank so hard your dick be slonkin on the ground?
Ryan: My dick only slonks when I be crunkin, not crankin, Justin
Justin Trudeau: Well when you crunk, give it a good o’l slonk for me
Ryan: Word

Very tired

you are very slonky

The trail left behind by a snail, a slug, or any other mollusk.

The slonk is shiny.

Two guys, seemingly twins separated at birth, virtually identical in appearance and personality. Useless as individuals, however when paired up they can get the job done.

Chris is pretty annoying but when he and Jeff get together they make a pretty good Slonk