Country Dictionary

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day. Connor: Did she swallow your smeat? Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

sweaty feet

omg! i smeatted in my shoes

A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass

Smeats ass is the sexy!!!

Figuratively, shitfucked up your ass by society and its derivatives.

smeat smut, fuck life.

The true name for a Bacon and Egg McMuffin.

"Yeah mate, could I please have a large smeat smut combo with a short black?"

a combination of neat and sweet especially when your at padonia, everythings smeat

"Wow dude that flip was friggin SMEAT!"