Country Dictionary

spreadable meat

I want smeat and crakers!

A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.

SMALL MEAT(penis)

Yo that dude over there got a smeat!

Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

Wow Colby Mannino has a Smeat!

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day. Connor: Did she swallow your smeat? Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

sweaty feet

omg! i smeatted in my shoes