A fork of Rural Dictionary
Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay
shit myself
past tense: shat myself
when you get so excited you shit yourself
girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms
Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.
Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(
SMS is the abbreviation for the phrase "suck my sack."
This term was coined by BLACK1_0.
Tek: ooh, get tekt black!
Black: SMS
When working in a team on a task (typicallly on git or another version control system, in the case of programming), "sm;sm" refers to the phrase "self merge; sue me", meaning to have forced new changes upon a group project without the approval of the rest of the team.
I've made a few changes that we need to get out immediately, sm;sm