Country Dictionary

when giant squids take in prey.

Also appliquable to jellyfish.

Steve was snorfed by the giant squid.

the act in which one inhales smoke through the nostrils like they're snorting it, they then exhale through the mouth. This action gets you FUCKED UP.

When young billy was snorfing the weed; he got totally FUCKED UP.

Verb. To snore.

My mom's snorfing has really been keeping me up lately

Yeah, my parents' room is right above me and I can hear them snorf through the floor.

To sniff a spot that someone has just recently had gotten up from. Also, can be used in a noun form. Such as, someone who sniffs a spot that someone has just left from.

Jimmy just snorffed Erica's chair.

Jimmy is such a snorf.

To make a precise or fine-tuned adjustment perfectly on the first attempt

Looky there, I've Snorfed R16 on the aux card and now the gain adjustment is perfect!

Someone who sits in one bathtub, farts, and proceeds to eat ones bubbles.

Robert is such a snorf.

A polite, fun and stress relieving way of saying "what the &#%@*#"

You have a cocktail party at your house and many guests are present. Someone spills a glass of red wine on your white Karastan Wool Carpet. You exclaim "what the snorf?"