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that game waitresses play when they wait until right after you've taken a large bite of food to ask you how your food is

Dude, I'd just shoved half of that omelette in my face when the waitress came over and asked if she could get me anything else! It took me two minutes before I could answer. I hate it when they use snorfing on you.

the act in which one inhales smoke through the nostrils like they're snorting it, they then exhale through the mouth. This action gets you FUCKED UP.

When young billy was snorfing the weed; he got totally FUCKED UP.

A very large sniff. Too much to be a sniff. Not enough time to be considered smelling.

You gotta come snorf this.

To snorf is to have gay sex.

I have just used generic female names for the purpose of this example.

Gabby: oh man dude you look so good i could almost snorf YA (;;;
Jasmine: dang dude thanx. no homo?
Gabby: It's 2018 jasmine. pro homo
Jasmine: bro
Gabby: bro

1.(Verb) To speak with an overly noticable lisp as a result of physical deformation, usually in the lips

2.(Noun) One who speaks with a constant lisp due to his or her oversized lips

1. ex: "Sarah totally snorfed when she tried to read that sentence aloud"

2. ex: "The snorf is difficult to understand. Can someone please tell me what he was saying?"

When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.

Quit making me snorf!

1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake

look at that puppy....snorf!