A fork of Rural Dictionary
When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.
My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.
(Adj)
What one becomes when you "turn" someone gay.
Suzie Q- "Billy Bob Jr. broke up with me, he's now going for my brother..."
Jane Doe- "That makes you The Spatula."
An innocent-looking kitchen utensil commonly used to flip burgers which is actually part of an evil cult known as Spatualism. Spatulas are also in league with cats and spatuals, which are spatulas with eyes. The Catula is said to be the leader of the cats and spatulas. Fortunately, one can protect oneself against this menace by donning SXIPPG (Sporus Xylogenous Inhibitor Precautionary Protection Getup) gear, which consists of a frying pan/bowl/Santa hat as headwear, an empty bin bag for body protection, sunglasses and oven gloves. It is thought that cat-spatula information exchange is initiated by the cat rubbing its head against the spatula.
Warn all of your friends about the spatula menace.
The female equivalent of a male erection,
aka a chick boner.
Damn that guy was so fly, I think I just got a spatula...
A word used to close a meeting. Fin.
The declaration of Spatula is usually followed by a round of nonsense words as members are getting up to leave.
Once Spatula has been declared and answered the meeting has ended and no further business is permitted to proceed. Spatula must always be presented in the form of a question, and must be answered with an affirmation by "Spatula", or silence.
See also Pancake.
President: "Is there any other business?"
Club Member: "Spatula?"
Club: "Spatula."
toaster.
frog.
butter.
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President: "I declared Spatula?"
Club: "Spatula."