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Speed Bag

The thing a woman's clitoris turns in to right before you make her orgasm.

"I thought I was going to be down there all day, so I hit it like a speed bag and went straight to bed.

"Rachel and I aren't together. She just stops by for a good speed bagging once in a while."

"So dude, are you ever gonna speed bag that thing or what?"

by Shaymer August 05, 2007

speed bagging

A timed teabagging in which the recepient experiences orgasm.

Sean received a brisk speed bagging in which his girlfriend bested her own record of 5 minutes and 24 seconds.

by Phenomally December 13, 2006

speed bagging

when two men use a double headed dildo and bottom out on each others ball sacks.

Christen watched Ian and Ty speed bagging all day till there balls where sore.

by stanimous September 26, 2011

Mexican Speed Bag

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.

Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.

by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018

Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

by ACII August 01, 2010

speed bag balls

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.

"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"

by blazereid101 March 04, 2016

Berlin Speed Bag

When you cinch your nut sack with a zip tie extremely tight and let your partner go to town like prime mayweather

Peter- my girl gave me the Berlin Speed Bag last night.
Mitch- you need a testacuzi now my guy

by Berlin baddie June 27, 2023