Country Dictionary

Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!

"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"

An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.

"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."

a word that a clown says to annoy someone

man:-walking-

clowm: SPLOOF!

man: AHHH! -runs away

The white milky liquid emited from the penis when an orgasm is acheived.

Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.

Another way to say bullshit or crap, if someones lying, etc.

"I once fought a bear."
What a load of sploof.

Sploof (Noun)

1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.

2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.

WHAT THE HECK IS a "SPLOOF"?!?!?

highly intoxicated to the point where you're about to toss more cookies then a keebler elf

dude, I'm sploofed...wheres the bathroom