Country Dictionary

a sploof is a device used to hide the smell of smoke, use it in combination with the window trick and you are a weedninja.

Person 1: Can we smoke in your pad?
Person 2: Sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. My parents don't like the smell

Stuffing Bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.

dude blow through the sploof we don't need public safety coming up here again.

A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.

Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!

An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.

"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."

Another way to say bullshit or crap, if someones lying, etc.

"I once fought a bear."
What a load of sploof.

1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.

2. A girls natural lubricant.

Wow, sarah. You must be really horny because your panties are soaked in sploof.

Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it

Ex1: My teacher is such a sploof. Who the sploof gives homework on friday.

Ex2: Go suck a sploof