A fork of Rural Dictionary
A clean and convenient coffee-related beverage provider that allows one to go get a consistently good cup of coffee no matter what town/airport you might be stuck in at the moment. Also, a delightful refuge from the hordes of "hometown" coffee shops run by people with bad attitudes who think they're too good for their jobs and intend to take that fact out on you for bothering to want a beverage served by them in the first place... See also: A place that the average "Anti-popular-culture-trend-is" Spaz, likes to deride in large groups in order to clearly distinguish themselves from "The Man", "Yuppies," "Rich People", etc. Even though, they'd sell out in a second if they had a chance.
Example: No matter where I travel, I'm always able to order my "decaf-iced-soy-latte" and know that they'll make it right, thanks to the good people at Starbucks.
Where every white bitch goes
Ashley - Wanna go to Starbucks? Jadeveon (to his friend) - I gotta get my hands on this crack they put in that shit every cracker loves it
Founded in Seattle and The best coffe ever. You can find one on every city block in Seattle, even the space needle
Person 1: Have you seen a starbucks in Seattle? Person 2: Yes I have there on every city block
Where rich, self-righteous liberal college kids like to "hang" (loiter) all day on their laptops. They also enjoy taking advantage of free wi-fi connections while pretending to be good students and/or productive people in general.
Johnny: Holy crap, half of NYU's student body is trying to get into Starbucks!! Joe: I know, and all of the Huffington Post newspapers from the newsstands on the way there are gone as well!
That shit only white girls in their teenage years drink
Omg becky lets go get a pumpkin spice mocha frappuchino latte with extra whip and drizzled chocolate syrup! Yaaaaaaaaaaaas betch! lemme take a selfie! #selfie #starbucks #girly #trendfag #betch #yolo #swag
The BEST coffee place EVER. Usually visited by white girls. Very addictive
A place where all white people drink coffee.
White Kid: "I just went to Starbucks for some coffee." White Kid's friend: "That's because your white."