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Stiffy

The most awesome nickname ever. This person is probably the coolest person walking on earth. And most most certain; drop dead gorgeous, since he/she is compared with a boner.

-Oh, have you met stiffy? -Yes she gave me a stiffy

by My nickname is Stiffy September 03, 2012

Stiffy

Often Used In The Bronx , Stiffy means A Gun Or a Gun that cannot be traced

Blicky got the Stiffy Aye man you selling a Stiffy Everyone on this block got a stiffy

by KingPinNumba3 October 28, 2017

stiffy

When you get a sudden rush of blood to your old man when you see a picture of a woman ass, tits, and fanny

by Jeffery Sylivester January 31, 2003

stiffy

when a guy get a hard cock

Look, he's got a stiffy!

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

stiffy

A name given to a 1.44MB data disc to differentiate it from a 360MB "Floppy" data disc. Not used outside South Africa to my knowledge.

To a secretary: Can you give me a stiffy?

by Derek Blount April 15, 2008

stiffy

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus

I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy

by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003

Stiffy

When a male's dick is hard and sticks up.

"Man my dick is hard, I think i have a stiffy"

by Anonymous PLIES LOVER June 12, 2009