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straw

A PENIS as in your manhood !!

the man put his STRAW in the little girl's milkshake.

by Chelsea November 12, 2003

Straws

A forumer on Torchthebridge who used to be known as the guy who smoked pot all of the time. Now simply known as the guy who is a hippie.

Man you are as high as Straws!

by Tezkah March 27, 2005

straw

an ancient bub used countless times

Damn dude I can't believe the straw is still cherried.

by kevinb930 March 23, 2008

Straw

A grown mans penis.

She sucked on my straw.
I let her suck on my straw.
I whipped out my straw.
She saw my straw and was amazed.

by Ganjaguy May 02, 2008

straw

male organ used in sexual activities

i saw his straw

by ? March 01, 2004

straw

A fine, cute or sexy person.

You see that boy? Yea thats a straw.

by Tiara July 04, 2003

O'Nellas straw

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"

"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.

by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018