Country Dictionary

Someone that is very attractive and you would be very much unopposed to engaging in sexual congress with. Akin to boning,banging, tappin dat ass, knockin boots, making the beast with two backs (shakespeare reference y'all)

She's a mighty fine straw. Too bad I'm strawless in Seattle.

A vape.

“Give me a straw, I fancy a bump.”

An albedo simp

No♡ straw albedo is nasty, he is literally chalk

A THING WITH 1 FUCKING HOLE!!!!!

Idiot: A straw has 2 holes One smarty Boi: REEEEEEE THE STRAW HAS 1 HOLE

Someone who 'sucks up' to their boss to get ahead.

Mike just bought the boss a coffee. He's such a straw.

Nipples

Nipples are straws.

A penis that is not circumsized

My straw is so weird looking dude!